life on the planet earth, which is where we live. [ laughter ] see, now, this is when i wish arnold schwarzenegger was still governor. he would know what to do. [ laughter ] that's a lot of -- [ applause ] he wouldn't know what to do. 4700 is -- we're going to need a lot more aerosmith songs to get us through this. scientists at nasa say the asteroids are dangerously aligned with the earth's orbit and are large enough to enter our atmosphere without breaking apart. but they also say we shouldn't panic, which -- [ laughter ] you know, if you didn't want us to panic, maybe you shouldn't have put out a press release saying there were 4700 asteroids hurtling towards the earth. maybe keep that quiet so i can enjoy my shows. nasa says the olds it will hit us are slim. they are somewhere between victoria beckham and the thinner of the olsen twins. number one, from now on, i'm sleeping with tupper ware on my head. and number two, i have stationed our friend cory, the guy that dresses up like chewbacca outside, i stationed him on our roof to keep an eye on things. hello cory. how are you? >> hi, jimmy. [ a